Study of Cabala was prohibited from the Jewish People until the age of forty by the rabbis because the language of the Cabala is sexual; since modesty is greatly esteemed in the Torah the rabbis thought it best to leave this knowledge for later when the man had matured and could understand the metaphor of sexual action. In the west, where modesty is looked upon with a snicker of the absurd, the language of the Cabala is quite fitting and appropriate in describing the political reality of our nation.

According to the Cabala the physical world is made of seven land masses corresponding to the body of a human being. The Artic polar cap is the skull; the four lobes of the brain are seen in the four Scandinavian countries of Finland, Norway, Sweden and Denmark; the body and broad shoulders from Europe through Russia; the arms sunk beneath the seas emerge as hands in England and Japan; India the stomach and China the lower back; the Middle East the womb and the Mediterranean Sea the sex; Africa and South America the legs; the USA the buttocks divided by the Mississippi River ending at New Orleans, the anis kept clean by frequent hurricanes; New Zeeland and Australia are the mouth and tongue to mother earth.

It is important for the world to work together, just as it is important for the human body to function in a coherent fashion; even the smallest part of the body, if amiss, can bring great misery to the entire entity of the body - even the toenail can make the brain ache. Each part of the body has a particular function required at set times or places. There are times when specific organs of the body take control: sex, eating, thinking. When one part of the body is sick, the rest of the body takes note and focuses on the problem. The same logic can be used concerning the United States of America.

The world's dilemma is America and America is the buttocks of the world. Now, the buttocks are very important enabling rest from standing: one of the three statures of the human existence - standing, sitting or reclining; also, the buttocks gives the body both temporary and long-lasting relief. Most importantly the buttocks convene with the sex; after all, what is sex without a buttock?

Through this cabalistic analysis of world politics the earth's problem becomes obvious - the ass is running the world and although New Orleans may be the anus, our asshole is in Washington D.C. as witnessed by the names of our leaders: Bush, Dick, Colin and Conti. This is not a joke - this is the finger of God pointing directly at the problem.